"I'm an artist. I create all sorts of neat shit." I had a bumper sticker with that slogan on it above my first real desk. "Real" as in someone paid me to sit there and make neat shit. Now, I've got more shit than I've got places to put it. Worse than that, I've got a mortgage payment and a car payment to make. And, I don't have a job. So, I've decided to sell some of the neat shit I've been making. Take a look and let me know what kind of neat shit you'd like to buy from me.